Some of my favourite things include brainstorming and watching Jack Black movies. In celebration of this, here are a few ideas for Jack Black Sequels. Hollywood, you're welcome.
1) Nacho Libre Goes on a Missions Trip Plot: Through divine revelation, Nacho decides to host a youth missions trip to Coachella Music Festival. Things do not go as plan. 2) The International School of Rock Plot: After a 10 year hiatus, Dewey Finn realizes the major benefits of taking an international teaching position as an English Teacher. He assumes a position in Canada only to realize he applied for an actual English Teacher position for a prestigious Canadian High school which he is absolutely not qualified for. After listening to the album Moving Pictures by the great Canadian band Rush, Dewey is inspired to transform this English class into another legendary Canadian Rock Band. The conflict - the students desires to be as politically correct as possible. 3) Tropic Thunder Two: Directors Cut Plot: Jeff Portnoy makes his directorial debut as he studies the character process of Kirk Lazarus transforming into a new reboot of Simple Jack that is being produced by its former main star Tugg Speedman. What does it really take to go "full retard"? 4) Be Kind Rewind The Sequel Plot: Jerry McLean is back and is ready to reinvent favourite classic movies to pursue new goals as a satirical superstar. Things standing in his way are his lack of fame and zero dollar budgets, just like the first one. Low Budget, high concept.
I spent most of this morning going through my twitter feed which now suffers the same tragic fate of my 2005 Neopets account - absolute neglect with no desire to reignite the flame.
So, for the sake of archiving, here's some tweets I posted that, I feel, deserve a second audience.
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